Scene: Bathtub, both girls are in it.
Activity: Hair is washed and conditioned. The girls are playing mermaids with their Polly Pocket mermaids.
Conversation:
H: I'll be her mom.
K: (not wanting to relinquish her doll) You don't want to be her mom, She's a bossy mom.
H: That's OK. Moms are supposed to be bossy.

I laughed out loud. At least I'm not a pushover??